Willie had this idea! I hope she realises that I literally had to pin Starman down to get his answers - and that they were obtained hot on the heels of a little 'reminder' - if you know what I mean! (Ahem!)
I can't play any music because my computer is so old it doesn't have a sound card! So you'll have to imagine a drum roll! Heaven help us all with this little game show!
Now where was I? Oh yes....
Q What would your husband say was the last thing you did, that made him give you "the look"?
A From Me: I interrupted him. (Well, don't I always?!)
A From Him: You interrupt me and then speak nonsense.
Q What part of his body does your husband discuss the most?
A From Me: Most of it!
A From Him: The whole of my body!
Q If I could burn one (non implement) possession of my husband's, and get off Scot free, it would be?
A From Me: His hideous red and blue striped bathrobe!
A From Him: My bathrobe.
Q What shape would your HOH say your backside is?
A From Me: A pancake - after he spanked if of course!
A From Him: Pear-shaped.
Q Nothing makes me sassier than?
A From Me: Being given orders.
A From Him: ("Ami, what does 'sassier' mean?" "It means when I'm acting up and being awkward." "Oh right!") She gets sassy when I am trying to tell her something, and she doesn't listen to me."
Q If my family knew we were in a Dd relationship they would?
A From Me: Our son would be mortified, but our daughter would probably want to know all about it.
A From Him: Partly mortified, but probably they would put the flags out! (ie give a high five!)
Q When my husband does (?) I wish I could spank my MIL.
A From Me: When he escapes doing any form of washing up or even loading the dishwasher.
A From Him: I do my tie up with my left hand because my mother is left-handed, and that's the way she taught me. I tie my shoelaces up the same!
Q When making whoopee, my husband's theme song should be?
A From Me: I will survive!
A From Him: I will survive! ("Naturally," he said, preening himself in front of his shaving mirror.)
Q If (?) was an Olympic sport, my husband would take the gold!
A From Me: Snoring!
A From Him: A three-legged race. (He said this smugly and was being VERY rude!)
Q Two words that describe my husband are ......... and .........
A From Me: Hairy and cuddly.
A From Him: Compact and cuddly.
Q What would be your wife's theme song?
A From Him: Entrance of the Queen of Sheba.
A From Me: The theme music to one of the Star Trek series - ".....it's been a long time, getting from there to here...."
Q Finish this sentence: Even before TTWD I wanted to spank my wife when she did....
A From Him: The thought had never occurred to me - she is the one who put that idea into my mind!
A From Me: When I nagged him about something.
Q Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought a (?) would be something I'd spank my wife with.
A From Him: A bath brush!
A From Me: A hair brush!
Q My wife is adorable when she (?)
A From Him: Attends to my needs! (Smirk!)
A From Me: Waits on him hand and foot and .....
Q If my wife never makes (?) again for dinner, it would be too soon!
A From Him: Suet dumplings.
A From Me: Anything with suet in it; or blancmange; or rice pudding.
Q Pick a bird to represent your wife. What type of bird do you see yourself as?
A From Him: She would be a flamingo because of her long legs. I see myself as a kite, because it is a big bird that glides overhead always watching what is happening - and it has presence!
A From Me: Maybe a flamingo because of my legs? He would be a falcon, always ready to spot anything I do, that he doesn't agree with!
Q When I give my wife "the look" often I am thinking (?)
A From Him: I wish she'd shut up!
A From Me: If you don't shut up now, you are going to get yourself spanked.
Q Two words that sum up my wife are ......... and ..........
A From Him: STUBBORN and MULE spring to mind!
A From Me: STUBBORN and TENACIOUS!
Q If there was no chance of getting caught, where is the one place you would like to make whoopee?
A From Him: Over the bonnet (hood!) of my Audi! (From Ami - Wow! You wait, Honey!)
A From Me: In the potting shed like Lady Chatterley!
Q Aside from her bottom, what's your wife's greatest assets?
A From Him: Her tits! (To the point, I thought!)
A From Me: Probably my bosoms!
We had lots of fun doing this Willie! Thank you for thinking it up. I wish I could have printed all the little "comments" Starman made......