Sunday 12 May 2013

Our Willie's Version of Mr and Mrs....

Willie had this idea!  I hope she realises that I literally had to pin Starman down to get his answers - and that they were obtained hot on the heels of a little 'reminder' - if you know what I mean!  (Ahem!)

I can't play any music because my computer is so old it doesn't have a sound card!  So you'll have to imagine a drum roll!  Heaven help us all with this little game show!


Now where was I?  Oh yes....

Section One

Q  What would your husband say was the last thing you did, that made him give you "the look"?

A  From Me:  I interrupted him.  (Well, don't I always?!)

A  From Him:  You interrupt me and then speak nonsense.

Q  What part of his body does your husband discuss the most?

A  From Me:  Most of it!

A  From Him:  The whole of my body!

Q  If I could burn one (non implement) possession of my husband's, and get off Scot free, it would be?

A  From Me:  His hideous red and blue striped bathrobe!

A  From Him:  My bathrobe.

Q  What shape would your HOH say your backside is?

A  From Me:  A pancake - after he spanked if of course!

A  From Him:  Pear-shaped.

Q  Nothing makes me sassier than?

A  From Me:  Being given orders.

A  From Him:  ("Ami, what does 'sassier' mean?"  "It means when I'm acting up and being awkward."  "Oh right!")  She gets sassy when I am trying to tell her something, and she doesn't listen to me."

Q  If my family knew we were in a Dd relationship they would?

A  From Me:  Our son would be mortified, but our daughter would probably want to know all about it.

A  From Him:  Partly mortified, but probably they would put the flags out!  (ie give a high five!)

Q  When my husband does (?) I wish I could spank my MIL.

A  From Me:  When he escapes doing any form of washing up or even loading the dishwasher.

A  From Him:  I do my tie up with my left hand because my mother is left-handed, and that's the way she taught me.  I tie my shoelaces up the same!

Q  When making whoopee, my husband's theme song should be?

A  From Me:  I will survive!  

A  From Him:  I will survive!  ("Naturally,"  he said, preening himself in front of his shaving mirror.)

Q  If (?) was an Olympic sport, my husband would take the gold!

A  From Me:  Snoring!

A  From Him:  A three-legged race.  (He said this smugly and was being VERY rude!)

Q  Two words that describe my husband are ......... and .........

A  From Me:  Hairy and cuddly.

A  From Him:  Compact and cuddly.

Section Two

Q  What would be your wife's theme song?

A  From Him:  Entrance of the Queen of Sheba.

A  From Me:  The theme music to one of the Star Trek series - ".....it's been a long time, getting from there to here...."

Q   Finish this sentence:  Even before TTWD I wanted to spank my wife when she did....

A  From Him:  The thought had never occurred to me - she is the one who put that idea into my mind!

A  From Me:  When I nagged him about something.

Q  Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought a (?) would be something I'd spank my wife with.

A  From Him:  A bath brush!

A  From Me:  A hair brush!

Q  My wife is adorable when she (?)

A  From Him:  Attends to my needs!  (Smirk!)

A  From Me:  Waits on him hand and foot and .....

Q  If my wife never makes (?) again for dinner, it would be too soon!

A  From Him:  Suet dumplings.

A  From Me:  Anything with suet in it; or blancmange; or rice pudding.

Q  Pick a bird to represent your wife.  What type of bird do you see yourself as?

A  From Him:  She would be a flamingo because of her long legs.  I see myself as a kite, because it is a big bird that glides overhead always watching what is happening - and it has presence!

A  From Me:  Maybe a flamingo because of my legs?  He would be a falcon, always ready to spot anything I do, that he doesn't agree with!

Q  When I give my wife "the look" often I am thinking (?)

A  From Him:  I wish she'd shut up!

A  From Me:  If you don't shut up now, you are going to get yourself spanked.

Q  Two words that sum up my wife are ......... and ..........

A  From Him:  STUBBORN and MULE  spring to mind!

A  From Me:  STUBBORN and TENACIOUS!

Q  If there was no chance of getting caught, where is the one place you would like to make whoopee?

A  From Him:  Over the bonnet (hood!) of my Audi!  (From Ami - Wow!  You wait, Honey!)

A  From Me:  In the potting shed like Lady Chatterley!

Q  Aside from her bottom, what's your wife's greatest assets?

A  From Him:  Her tits!  (To the point, I thought!)

A  From Me:  Probably my bosoms!



We had lots of fun doing this Willie!  Thank you for thinking it up.  I wish I could have printed all the little "comments" Starman made......









26 comments:

  1. Yay! I loved it...Barney had a few 'stray' comments too let me tell ya! ( Like a wood pecker well I told him he can peck is own...well you get the idea!)

    Anytime you want with the blog my friend!

    love, willie

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    1. I loved yours too! The comments are funny aren't they? I reproduced them exactly as they were said. Fancy referring to my ample bosom as 'tits'!!! What a thing! You and this woodpecker syndrome! Not sure how to comment. Think I'll keep quiet.

      Hugs

      Ami

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  2. Very interesting! Love hearing both answers. One would be opposite for us. If they knew about us and TTWD my son would be amused and my daughter would be mortified. Of course she seems mortified if we hold hands so that something I'm used to.

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    1. It's not something we would intentionally share with the offspring LOL! It's bad enough having to hide everything and hope our daughter doesn't go through my drawers or wardrobe to borrow clothing items etc. You can't relax for a minute in this household!

      Hugs

      Ami

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  3. Ami, this is my email.
    be.quiet.sara@gmail.com
    Send me a note so I can send you a private message back. I looked for your email on your blog and your profile but couldn't find it.
    Thanks, Sara

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  4. A lot of fun reading everyone's answers.
    Alec could probably win yet another medal in the snoring department too.
    Thanks for sharing, Cat

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    1. Oh do you have a snorie person too? Starman's father snored so loudly you could hear him out in the street! His grandfather too! So what hope do I have? LOL!

      Hugs

      Ami

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  5. That was so funny! I forgot to post when I posted before. Loved the interaction between the two of you!

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    1. It's good to do these amusing blogs. It keeps us all on our toes and reminds us that you can't be serious all the time. Glad you enjoyed it.

      Hugs

      Ami

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  6. Well you two are funny! I love some of Starman's responses here ;)

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    1. Thanks Lucy! It was fun to do. And for that I have to thank our Willie!

      Hugs

      Ami

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  7. Fun answers, thanks for giving us a glimpse into the Star household.

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    1. We are a riot Sunny. Really! People would think we were a soap opera round here! Insanity runs in the Starsong household!

      Hugs

      Ami

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  8. Wow, Willie was right...you guys probably would take the prize with these spot-on answers! :)

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    1. I don't know whether to be proud or think how old we must sound to know each other so well. I suppose we do share the same opinion lots of things. You have to have a sense of humour don't you? LOL!

      Hugs

      Ami

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  9. Fun read. P would win a a gold for snoring as well.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Yes, but I'll bet P doesn't make these sort of 'popping' noises when he snores! And Starman, bless him, sleeps on his back and I have to push him back on to his side quite often! But what would we do without them!

      Hugs

      Ami

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  10. Loved this Ami! :) You and your Starman answered pretty closely with a lot of these. We had "I Will Survive" too. Rob says that I never give him a moments rest these days. Hey- "Girls just want to have fun," right? I think it's these fun menopausal hormones. I'll take it! Fun read. Hugs to you, Ami! :)

    <3 Katie

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    1. I love your comments!! It is the one side effect of spanking they never tell you about - or I was too stupid to realise. And naturally, I have HRT, so the poor man never gets a rest! (Smirk smirk smirk!)

      Hugs

      Ami

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  11. LOL Ami and Starman...great answers! Very funny and so close...I would crown you two as the winners of the Newlyred Game!

    Blessings,
    Cat

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  12. Such great fun answers Ami ... and so close in your answers! I love the comments LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  13. This was very cute - what is it about men and breasts? sigh Sounds like you have a live one.
    hugs
    lillie

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  14. Entrance of the Queen of Sheba!!! I am still laughing at that!
    You guys are such a riot!

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  15. So fun! And you both had a lot of similar answers. Thanks for sharing. I really enjoyed reading it! :-) Hugs, Terps

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  16. Wow! You two had so many of the same answers. How fun.

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