Naturally, all the other elves in Mrs Claus' kitchen blamed each other. Katie said it was Ana and Ana said it was Minelle, and Minelle stamped her foot and also said it was Ana, and Cat said it could have been either of them. Or, of course, it could have been Cat. Or Terps. Or Sue.
I just kept my head down and my smug smile to myself... (Well, wouldn't you when you knew that one of the prizes on offer is a Wooden Spoon and Spatula Set!) I just got on happily helping Mrs Claus mix up her Christmas puddings. (Smug smile!) I'm a good elf, I am. (Ha!)
In fact I'm so good I will now present the evidence.
Now, naturally you have to imagine the "back view" of knickers that have been pulled down in order to spank the elf! However, I am sure you will agree that my knickers, which are in the final picture, do not resemble the spotty knickers worn by the red-bottomed elf, in the slightest!
So, who does that leave around here with spotty knickers? Hmmmm....