I've borrowed this from PK, who borrowed it from Hermione!
The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Definitely not a 'cold-caller'!!!
When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I do my grocery shopping over the internet so they deliver!
In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
It depends on how many glasses of wine I've consumed!
Do you take compliments well?
I say 'Thank you' then I surreptitiously look behind me in case they were intended for someone else.
Are you an active person?
I love gardening, and going on long country rambles. That's about my limit these days.
If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
I think I probably could so long as I wasn't too cold.
Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No, I hated camping then, and I still do.
What was your favourite game as a kid?
I loved board games and we played things like Monopoly and Scrabble a lot. In fact, we still do.
A sexy person is pursuing you, but you know, that he/she is married, would you?
I would be flattered - but I'm in love with my husband.
Are you judgemental?
Sometimes, although I know I shouldn't be.
Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Back in the day, I preferred to be pursued. Now I have Dan!
Use three words to describe yourself.
Naughty and mischievous.
If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I would prefer to learn to lip read than not to see the beauty of the world all around me.
Are you continuing your education?
Not any more, and I've finally given up teaching others too.
Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Only a shot gun.
How often do you read books?
I have a Kindle, and I download books all the time. I like to try to read at least some of the bestsellers - occasionally one of them really makes an impression on me.
Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Probably all of them in equal measures.
What is your favourite children's book?
The Hungry Caterpillar
Where is your ideal house located?
Where we have lived for the last thirty years.
Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties or grannies?
Snug fitting, high cut boy shorts with plenty of lace.
Last person you talked to?
Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes, I always do it for my passport photographs. Perhaps that is why I always look like a convict?!
What are your keys on your keychain for?
Home, daughter's home, MIL's home and my car.
Where was the furthest place you travelled today?
Just up and downstairs so far...
Where is your current pain?
In my shoulder, but not as bad as it was thank goodness.
Do you like mustard?
Love it! Especially French wholegrain mustard from Dijon.
Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep, but eating comes a close second.
Do you look like your mom or dad?
More like my dad, but apparently as I get older I am looking more like my mom.
How long does it take you in the shower?
Around fifteen minutes I suppose, but I've never timed myself.
What movie do you want to see right now?
What did you do for New Year's?
Ate dinner and partied with friends, and ended up with a spanking for embarrassing Dan!
What was the cause of your last accident?
A fall from a horse.
I'd love to know what all the answers to all these memes are meant to mean! Does anyone know? Usually there is a grid and when I work out what my answers are worth, I find I would really have preferred not to have done it in the first place.