Friday 16 May 2014

A Spanking Quartet - Part 4

Spanking Number 4 - An Unexpected New Implement

Luckily for my backside, this was the final spanking in the series. Four spankings in eight days has been an interesting experience for me, particularly as they were all very different. The last spanking was possibly the most intense, and has since been repeated, though the circumstances were very different and I deserved every stroke! I now fervently agree with the saying

Wood is good
Leather is better
Feathers are best.

Let me explain.

We were fooling around. I happily remarked to Dan that as the spontaneous spanking he had given me a few days before had been such a success, why didn't he give me another one?

He replied that it couldn't possibly be spontaneous as I had just suggested it. But that he would be happy to relieve my tension if I wished.

I did wish.

"So go get an implement" he told me.

"I hate always being told to go get an implement. It would be so much nicer if you would get one occasionally," I told him.

I didn't think he would, but he rolled off the bed and sauntered (yes, it was definitely a saunter) over to the chest of drawers where we keep our toys.  

I wasn't paying much attention, but he seemed to be taking his time making up his mind. It's not as if we have a huge arsenal hidden away in there under all my winter sweaters.

"What the heck is this?" he asked me.

I turned round, craning my neck, and froze.

"That is most definitely not an implement" I assured him. "It's the second drawer down, not the first."

"Well, I would say it's a perfect implement," he grinned, brandishing it.

"I can assure you it isn't. It's a pre-holiday skin toner."

"That what you call it, eh? I can think of a better use." 

Brandish. Brandish.

"If you don't believe me, read the label." I was beginning to get just a tad concerned.


"Come on, hurry up, over my lap. You wanted it, you are going to get it." Dan tried his best to look stern. However, when you know the man as well as I do, you realise he is at his most mischievous. Help!

I slid over his lap somewhat anxiously.

"Is this how you use it?" he asked, scrubbing away at my butt, and making a surprise detour between my legs. 

"Er, yes, squeak! It's meant to get rid of all the dead skin cells that accumulate over the winter months when you're inactive. But mostly for the thighs and upper arms." 

"I like the size of it" he told me. Brandish. Brandish.


(It is not very much bigger than a hairbrush approx 3 inches across the head).

Slam!

I tried to shoot upright but was held firmly in position. The slap reverberated round the room like a gunshot.

Wham!

"You can't!" I shrieked. "It's for my cellulite!"

"I can!" I was informed. "You don't have cellulite!"

Slap! Crack! Slap! Crack!

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Bloody hell!"

"Did you swear?"

Crack!

"I could've."

"Well no swearing. You asked for this"

Crack! Crack! Crack!

"But not with my cellulite brush. I didn't know you were going to rifle through my knicker drawer!"

Crack! Crack! Crack!

"This is a great implement. They could have made it with me in mind!"

I didn't know whether to eat the pillow, burrow underneath it, or scream blue murder and dissolve into tears.  

I opted for the latter two.

Much later, I lay on my stomach in an exhausted state. The cellulite brush lay forgotten at the end of the bed, but Dan still had a glint in his eye.

It certainly worked wonders as far as stress relief is concerned, but never again will I hide something, naively assuming Dan will never come across it.

Our bath brush hasn't had an outing for ages, thank goodness, but all of a sudden my new cellulite brush has become Dan's favourite implement. 

(Just so you know, this is our bath brush next to the cellulite brush. Note the difference in size!)


The wood is thick and hard too!

If anyone would like one I can acquire one easily in the beauty department of a local department store.

(We are off on holiday for a week, at the weekend. I know one darling little piece of equipment that will not be making the journey with us!) Ha!

30 comments:

  1. Yeow!!! I opt for a loofah, not much to hold onto.

    Have a great holiday

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    1. I know, Sunny, but loofahs have a tendency to droop in the middle! LOL!

      I will, thank you.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  2. I agree with Leigh, loofah please! I'm definitely gonna keep hubby away from any local department store beauty departments after reading this. :) Hope you have a wonderful holiday

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    1. LOL! These days when going round supermarkets or department stores, my attention is often drawn towards seemingly innocent objects that I know can have alternative uses! Beware, I say.

      Thank you, I will.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  3. Ouch. I hope Dan doesn't decide to sneak it into your cases.

    Enjoy and have fun.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Ronnie, I wouldn't put it past that blessed man at the moment. He seems to have a bee in his bonnet!

      Thank you, very much.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  4. OUCHY.....and of course He loves it....LOL. I will keep my cellulite just to keep that out of the house.
    hugs abby

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    1. Oh Abby it was, and is, ouchy! That horrid brush paid me yet another visit this morning. I'll swear he focussed on my sit spots more than usual. How on earth am I going to disguise two big red and angry patches when I want to put on my swimsuit? Sulk, sulk.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  5. Look on the bright side. If you had any cellulite in your butt, he probably beat it out of there. lol

    It's amazing what they can put to use on a backside. I got the backscratcher one night just because it was handy and he was curious. It disappeared after that and will hopefully remain gone for a long time.

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    1. You are so right, Dana. I swear my butt cheeks are much smoother than they ever used to be. Something to do with the bloodflow I expect. LOL!

      We have, fortunately, LOST our back-scratcher. Smirk. Glad to know yours has disappeared as well. Makes me feel good to have a fellow conspirator!

      Hugs
      Ami

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  6. Lol you make me laugh. Ok I have a confession to make lol out bath brush which looks a lot like your cellulitis brush has disappeared she's on a holiday with the leather paddle. No one knows where they've gone, and they seem to be having a great time as they've been away over six months now 😈

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    1. I am laughing like a drain and Dan is giving me very strange looks. He just said it confirms every suspicion he has about 'women of a certain age'! LOL!

      I expect your cellulite brush and your leather paddle are on holiday with my back-scratcher! Bet they're having a party somewhere.

      (Still laughing - nearly fell off my chair on to the floor then. Dan now knows I am a nutcase for sure.)

      Hugs
      Ami

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  7. Ouchy, poor you… but I am glad that you got your stress relief, still, what a mean and nasty brush to use on you. … Have you got a fireplace? Just wondering … :) and I can easily imagine the glint in Dan’s eyes. :)
    I hope you have a nice and lovely holiday.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. LOL! I wouldn't mind but he went to the wrong drawer! And rifled about amongst my knickers! Good grief!

      And now all of a sudden he has a new favourite implement. What's a girl to do?!

      Thank you, I am sure we'll have a great time.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  8. Hi Ami,I think I will just keep my cellulite, it is definitely preferable to acquiring one of those brushes! Have a nice holiday
    love Jan,xx

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    1. I can tell you where to purchase one from a shop near you if you would like? LOL!

      I am looking forward to the holiday very much, thank you.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  9. Sweet Ami,
    From your friend across the pond, I hope things have smoothed out for you. That spanking made my bottom tingle all the way from there to here.
    Meredith

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    1. My bottom was 'smoothed' that's for sure! I was in such a good mood yesterday - those endorphins really work! LOL! Dan said my attitude was a whole lot sunnier too.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  10. According to Dan, you don't have cellulite, so why not stuff the brush in one of those charity bags and let it disappear :)

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    1. LOL!

      I'm sure I could find some if I looked. Men don't appreciate women's concerns for such things!

      I do, however, like the charity bag idea very much!

      Hugs
      Ami

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  11. thanks for the offer but I think I will politely pass :-) Even if my hubby would probably never use it - why take the chance of owning one just in case he changes... I have enjoyed these series of spankings...in this case I agree that perhaps feathers would have been best. :-) Hugs

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    1. The snag with Dan is that he will go and get these strange ideas in his head. He wasn't swatting particularly hard, he informed me this morning when we were discussing it, but the discomfort is caused by the 'build-up'. It really does feel like bee stings.

      Glad you enjoyed it. I try to explain a little of what we do. Very rarely anything too intense, but as on this occasion the very act of spanking develops into a little reminder of our roles and how TTWD benefits us both as a couple.

      Feathers would probably have been more fun.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  12. ROFLMBO Ami! Oh you like my saying now do ya? Next time Dan tells you to go fetch an implement, fetch the feather I sent! :D Think I use that brush the way it was intended and then forget where I put it. ;)

    Hope you have a lovely holiday.

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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    1. Let's say, I appreciate you saying now, Cat, every word of it. LOL!

      Up until then the brush was doing a very good job at what it was intended for! Sigh.

      Dan said to me this morning "That brush really does a good job, doesn't it?"

      I had my head under his arm, resting on his chest at the time, and so he reached with his other hand and made me nod!!!

      Thanks, I will.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  13. Ooh ouch Ami! Wood is definitely no good! Better find another good hiding place for the brush and hope Dan doesn't pack it in his suitcase. Hope you have a fabulous vacation.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I will second that! And no, Dan didn't pack it in his suitcase, but horrors! He went and bought a new wooden spatula from a market in Rhodes and it is made from very durable olive wood which shouldn't split like the old one did. LOL!

      Our vacation was great, thank you.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  14. Let us know how well that decision-making attempt went. As if it would be your decision. :P

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    1. Believe me, it is hopeless. He 'always' says the decisions are his to make and his alone. Humph! "Surely it depends upon the decision?" I argue.

      All I can say is that when he gets that glint in his eye I have learned to be wary.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  15. Amy, so glad I found your site! Your husband sounds likes mine, not really interested in doing the DD but I think I can get him to do a "whatever" spanking. Glad I found you and will be checking back often.
    Jan

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    1. Hello there, Jan. I am glad you stopped by - "Welcome" and I hope you are not put off by the fact I am such a 'pickle'! It will be great if you feel you'd like to come back and read. Just let me know if you decide to start your own blog, and I will come and read yours.

      Hugs
      Ami

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