Thursday 5 June 2014

Full Circle

We are back from our much-needed break. It was hot, sunny and sadly I am no lighter, despite eating lots of Greek salads. (Minus the olives - Dan eats all of mine for me.)

We visited many interesting places, and the one we liked the best was a smallish island called Rhodes, just across from the Turkish mainland. The old town of Rhodes is a fascinating place; history built upon history.



Little narrow, winding, cobbled streets. Greek bars and restaurants with huge pomegranate trees with little tables and chairs under them to protect you from the heat of the day. Delicious food to try and highly intoxicating drinks to sip.


No, Dan isn't in the photograph, but it gives you an idea of what I am talking about.


See the sky. We don't see enough of that colour in the UK.

Dan and I wandered the streets and I flitted in and out of the charming little touristy shops. (I love touristy shops!) I bought some soaps made with olive oil, and some Greek herbs and spices.

Dan bought a couple of natural sponges, a new louffa, and this


It's an olive wood spatula, about twelve inches long and a quarter of an inch thick. Beautiful and innocuous. Ha!

When I fed the wooden spatula much featured in my first posts, (and the very first implement we ever used) that broke right down the middle, to the flames of one of our winter fires at least a year ago, I never thought I would have the pleasure of experiencing the feel of another one. How wrong I was!

We have turned full circle.

I hated that snippy little implement with a vengeance. It was light as a feather but it burned like a hornet's sting, and left more bruises than I care to remember.

I rarely bruise these days unless it has been a very intense session, but this little horror is a cracker. I end up with a large red patch on each cheek with a white centre to it; (Why white? I thought all bruises were blue.) These patches burn for hours and make me feel as if I have ants in my pants when I sit down later.

It only cost a few Euros and looks quite fragile. Believe me when I tell you this will probably outlast all our other implements! 

Dan is delighted with it. He can play rapid staccato, spank my thighs without causing any damage, slice it sharply into my sit spots, and even (horrors, but then, that's Dan's sense of humour) park it conveniently between my butt cheeks whilst having a discussion about my snippy attitude.

Yesterday he even went to the trouble of warming me up with leather paddle and playing Fifty Shades of Red with the cellulite brush, before ensuring my stress was totally obliterated by this endearing little wooden gem. 

At one point I tried to throw myself off his lap but he was having none of it and hung on like a cowboy on a bucking bronco. 

I was such a howling, snivelling, soggy mess by the time he had finished, that I decided on the spot to forget purchasing a wooden paddle like the big girls use - ever! 

Sadly he claims that a more severe spanking ensures better lubrication than any other kind. Horrors. Why does my body do this to me?! It seems to sever the connection with my brain and insist on commencing to orgasm. I no longer have any control over it at all. I have never yet gone into subspace, but this is something else! My mind may not be very submissive, but my body is determined to make up for it.

And it all began with a little wooden spatula.

Sigh.


24 comments:

  1. Wood sucks -
    Glad you had a fun holiday. Too bad the the spatula made it back with you. Obviously, you didn't do the packing or that would have remained on the island. :-)

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    1. Between you and me and the bedpost, that spatula is a little too thick to flip eggs! One wonders what the Greeks would use it for? LOL!

      Hugs
      Ami

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  2. Hey Ami...so happy you and Dan had a lovely and relaxing holiday. Good gravy woman...you let Dan shop by himself where implements were sold? Ya know...even though wood is no good, it seems as if your body thinks otherwise. ;) *snicker* Enjoy your new spatula! It is pretty. LOL

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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    1. I understand you completely, Cat. You should see the man brandish it. It is so lightweight, yet so lethal. And yes, my body seems to have gone off on its own journey! Ha!

      Hugs
      Ami

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  3. The trouble with implements ............ the sex that follows is great while your bottom is stinging like crazy............
    Meredith

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    1. You have it in a nutshell! Don't ask me why it feels so good - but it does!

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      Ami

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  4. Well you actually may have come full circle with the implement- be grateful you aren't back a year ago with the spankings you had! LOL.

    Gotta love that white patch in the middle! Don't forget to lubricate...YOUR CHEEKS after !! That white patch can turn quite dry and awful! Lucy and I were laughing one day talking about how 'robbed' we feel now that our spankings are much more severe but we have no 'bruises' to show for it! LOL Sick I know.

    Also sick ...you know I love wood. The thinner wood does sting like the devil, so you need not fear the big girl paddles. While they sound like gunshots going off, and rattle your bones, they aren't as annoying as the small ones...like our back scratcher. Grrr...so annoying! LOL

    Lovely pictures.
    love
    willie

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    1. Yeah, I can remember how much I envied you your copious implements way back then. LOL Somehow the spankings seem to have totally changed direction. I sincerely don't know what to say about it all.

      Perhaps I should put some moisturiser on it? Good grief, what next? I wonder whether my face moisturiser would do - they are all cheeks aren't they?! You are so right. But you know, it is soooo funny how our bottoms seem able to get used to anything after practice? LOL

      It's the sting that I like in a funny weird kind of way, except when he will keep hitting on the same spot! I just loathe that. And when he stretches the skin out with one hand and splats with the implement on the stretched skin. Ouch! Where do they get these tricks from?

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      Ami

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    2. YES moisturize it!!! I actually use baby moisturizer on mine. Aveeno actually. But after every bath/shower and before bed. Actually now Barney moisturizes for me during and after~

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    3. I can only WISH for the day that Dan offers to do the moisturising!!!

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  5. Ami! Holy cow girl! I can't say my body betrays me... Lol.
    Dan doesn't have to read your mind does he??? He gets the message loud and clear!! Poor you--- destined to NEVER sit easy!

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    1. It seems to me that the little stingy implements leave more of an after effect than the bigger more solid ones - but there again, I could be wrong as the bathbrush hasn't made an outing in quite a while!

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      Ami

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  6. That's my favorite thing, when my body betrays me. Face it, we get near a certain age and I'm just thrilled my body is so willing. You're vacation looks wonderful. But I'm glad you're home too.

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    1. It is just so thrilling! I feel like bragging about it to all my vanilla friends, but of course, I can't. Long may it continue, I say.

      Hugs
      Ami

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  7. Oh, that mind/body disconnect gets me every time....it ends up usually being a good thing...but oh.....
    hugs abby

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    1. It is a very strange thing, Abby. It is definitely getting stronger and I haven't got a clue why. My body just reacts all on its own. Even if I concentrate I cannot stop it from reacting. Life is certainly very mysterious.

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      Ami

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  8. Hi Ami, you know my feelings on wood,:( Glad you are back safe and what do you mean we don't see that sky colour often over here? I have NEVER seen it quite like that, it's always a watered down version, just like the weather
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Hi Jan, I'll send you some blue sky when we have some next. I think we are in for a warm weekend with maybe some thunder. We ate two meals outside today for the first time this summer. Now it has gone chilly and we have retreated inside.

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      Ami

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  9. Hi Amy, great that you had such a fantastic holiday. The spatula looks nice. It reminds me of butterscotch. Yummy. But the sting must be absolutely awful. We have two with this same form too, and they can be so not spiffing. Then again, it can be just awesome because of them.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Are you telling me you use two at once? LOL! The sting starts from the first couple of swats doesn't it? I loathe it but I love it. Or at least the after effects. But when Dan tries a staccato I just hate it! It makes me roll all over the place. I can't keep still for the life of me. He doesn't have to hit hard; they whistle through the air and sting like the blazes.

      Hugs
      Ami

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    2. Oh no! I mean, hubby would surely like that, but I am not a drum. Well, not till Christmas anyway. I thought I was clever by putting the one spatula into the dishwasher, and it did not survive... So hubby bought two new ones.
      I can fully understand that you loathe and love it. The after effects are definitely worth the sting, Oh my, a staccato sounds pretty nasty, like in very nasty. I'd definitely hate that as well.

      hugs

      Nina

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    3. Two new ones! Help! One is bad enough!

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  10. I love how the body and mind contradict in such a pleasing way :-) Hugs

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    1. Hi Terps,

      You need to try one. Our first one broke down the middle a long time ago, but I am hoping this olive wood will last a lot longer.

      Hugs
      Ami

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